About That City Full Of Sex-Crazed Swedish Lesbians …

The Swedish authorities wish to inform everyone, especially some of the more inquisitive men of China, that there is no secret city of sex-crazed lesbians in northern Sweden. Unless, of course, it’s so secret that even the Swedish officials don’t know about it … I’m kidding. There’s no such place because there just aren’t places like that. For those of you who are disappointed, I’m sorry. Better luck on your next planet.