High Hopes For White House Lu’au

Every year the husband and I tidy up the crapshack and throw a Mardi Gras party. We mean well but, despite the beads and king cake, I’m sure the event would make any self-respecting resident of New Orleans cringe.

Not so the lu’au planned this week for the south lawn of the White House. The event, featuring six fire-knife dancers, “could provide a shot in the arm for Hawai’i tourism,” the Honolulu Advertiser declares, hopefully. 

Fire-knife dancers, eh? Maybe we’ll get a float next year …