TripAdvisor has released its Funniest Traveler Comments of 2007. Sorry to say, I didn’t write any of them.
I think my favorite is:
"Sleeping in the street during a blizzard would be better than staying at this hell-hole. The place should be imploded."
(TripAdvisor doesn’t say where the hotel in question is located, but it sounds familiar. I think I stayed there in 1992. )