If your house was a hotel, how much could you charge for guest accommodations? According to a recent survey by Hotels.com, the average that Americans come up with is $149.
To which I say: c’mon!
Hey, I don’t want to be ungracious, but if I’m paying $149 a night, there are a few things I have to tell you.
First, your sleep sofa is uncomfortable and the spare sheets are musty. Your kids make too much noise, your dog (or cat) kept climbing on top of me and I could hear your spouse snoring from the master bedroom.
I don’t want to complain about the complimentary breakfast, but maybe an English muffin with the Frosted Flakes wouldn’t kill you? Housekeeping seemed a little lax, to be honest, and where the heck was the room service? The bar was understocked, the wireless network was too slow and you seem to have misplaced the indoor swimming pool.
Yeah, I’m pretty disappointed. I’m sure you’ll understand if I take home a few of your towels to make up for it.